4 words: hood of his car
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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