Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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