Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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