giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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