Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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