Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
