it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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