I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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