We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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