I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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