I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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