It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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