YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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