Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I wish i was in the wii world.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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