So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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