so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I would ride that face into the sunset
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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