I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My legs feel like baby dolphins
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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