Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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