We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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