You were right. It hurts to walk today.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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