Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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