My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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