I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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