Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
whose parrot is this?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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