is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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