why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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