White coat. Heels.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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