in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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