So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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