Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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