Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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