): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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