Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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