I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My vagina is very pro this idea
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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