There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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