I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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