Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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