why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she smelled like a LAN party
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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