marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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