Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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