Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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