You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I AM VODKA MAN
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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