nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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