im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
