Christians are straight up FREAKS
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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