6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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