But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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