My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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