Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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