May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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