She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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