I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
