why didn't you poke me back
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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