i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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