I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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